Random Facts About Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer does not pull out. The girl must know when to push away or else its her problem.

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

The National Bankruptcy Review Commission was formed in 1970 to form a new bankruptcy code. It was not enacted until 1978. If Jack Bauer chaired the committee, it would have taken 24 hours.

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."

What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

Jack Bauer doesn't have a cigarette after sex. He has sex again.

It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

Jack Bauer knows every bone in the human body... because he's broken every one.

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell the story.

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